Cool. But to get a guy properly like that you need to rest the testicles on something. Ideally a brick, but a hardback book will do. A rubber band can be used to stop his nuts rising up in the ball sac, where they will be quite safe. (Don't apply the band too tight of you'll cut off the blood supply and the balls will be dead before you get to smash them.)
Then it will be possible to break the testes with the heal of a boot. If you're good you'll smash them both with one blow, otherwise take each out individually.
It is possible, however, that his penis will get in the way as it likes to rest on the scrotum when flaccid. Ideally, a friend will hold the penis out of the way (pointing the head away from you and them). Otherwise consider using super glue to stick the penis to his belly (this is quite funny, as he'll need to buy a special solution to release it and will have trouble urinating in the meantime).
Sweet stomp... Apparently the guy wasn't persuasive enough in his pleas for mercy.
ReplyDeleteCool. But to get a guy properly like that you need to rest the testicles on something. Ideally a brick, but a hardback book will do. A rubber band can be used to stop his nuts rising up in the ball sac, where they will be quite safe. (Don't apply the band too tight of you'll cut off the blood supply and the balls will be dead before you get to smash them.)
ReplyDeleteThen it will be possible to break the testes with the heal of a boot. If you're good you'll smash them both with one blow, otherwise take each out individually.
It is possible, however, that his penis will get in the way as it likes to rest on the scrotum when flaccid. Ideally, a friend will hold the penis out of the way (pointing the head away from you and them). Otherwise consider using super glue to stick the penis to his belly (this is quite funny, as he'll need to buy a special solution to release it and will have trouble urinating in the meantime).